December 2011
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My Research on Garter Belts
idratherbesailing:
Hi! Okay, so recently I decided that I hate pantyhose. Well, I didn’t just recently start hating them, I have always hated them, but I have recently decided to give up on them completely and look into alternatives. Now, there is always just going bare-legged, but that is no fun when there are so many pretty stockings out in the world! So, I started looking into garter...
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How had I never heard the term Boston Marriage...
It is a wonderful term.
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“Like seriously, what dude is worth giving up your voice and as you chase him...”
– I’m talking fairytales with Arron. Specifically about the Ariel/mermaid mythology. I remain very “unromantic” as always.
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If anyone ever wants to buy me a present they can... →
They’re the best things ever and I’ll love you for eternity.
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oopsavirginedge:
doctorscience replied to your post: read extract of mills and boon i can’t ohmy god …
WOW IM GONNA MAIL YOU LIKE 30 BAD ROMANCE BOOKS LADY THEYRE SO FUCKIGN FUNNY
screams
i’m scared that i’ll go from ironically liking them to genuinely liking them
trying to defend the books from anyone who dares call them not REAL LITERATURE
“SHUT UP YOU’RE WRONG THEY ARE!!! ITS ALL SO REAL...
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strraysheep:
“he shoved his organ inside her”
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Actually I have like 60 tracked tags.
That is probably far too many.
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IMDB is a gold-mine of hilarity.
It’s almost Hawaii Five-0 time again, and since i’ve been meaning to have an Alex O’Loughlin marathon, I thought I’d check to see what I have to hire out (I already own Moonlight).
Notice comment about him helping write/produce a film. Click through to consider adding it to marathon list. It opens up to his bio.
Trade Mark : Bright smile
Giggling forever.
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Explaining Gay Rights
lgbtlaughs:
[by nevermoreFTW @ Reddit]
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“Shallow as a kiddie pool”
Can I use that next time anyone asks me about myself?
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So David’s sitting in my lounge room.
And I’m sitting watching Vampire Diaries on the other side on the laptop.
And he can’t see the screen.
But he still suddenly goes
D - “Wait what are you watching.”
Me - “Guess”
D - “Vampire Diaries”
Me - “How in the hell did you know that?”
D - “They just mentioned grabbing the...
I’m with this sassy new vamp girl.
I just had to explain to someone that when i said I wasn’t in a “people mood” i really just meant I wasn’t in a getting dressed mood.
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I’ve seen better nurse outfits.
I like the ex’s doctor outfit though.
Tall and blonde. Hayley would be so disappointed.
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“Don’t worry about it”
“Three people were killed in the woods”
I’m totally with that guy. Of course people are worried even if you are a fuck head most of the time.
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Damon’s hair is super preppy in like 5 seconds of that scene and then goes back to being normal.
Random orange glowy thing in background.
Slightly Unrelated: My family keeps moving my vodka out of the freezer and into the fridge.
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Random newly important girl [they just said it was Vicki] whose name I’ve forgotten just defending Damon.
Sure okay.
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Crisis averted.
We’re back with a beautiful start.
A Vampire who is cold and hungry.
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It won’t load.
I am genuinely distraught.
I have no idea why though.
Tell everyone when I die: The Vampires in Pleather...
robotverve replied to your post: Apparently there are like 51 episodes so far. I’m…
you’ve signed your death warrant
It’s a fitting death for a life dedicated to bad tv shows.
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Apparently there are like 51 episodes so far.
I’m just starting episode 7.
Welp.
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The drama is overwhelming me.
“I’m sorry”
Don’t be sorry. He’s a fucking vampire.
I didn't think it would get better than pleather.
robotverve:
localisedinsanity:
robotverve:
localisedinsanity:
But it did.
Damon what are you wearing. That hat oh my goodness.
ok so like
me and my sister downloaded the first ep to watch for shits and giggles. i couldn’t stop laughing when it was a big reveal that the moody boy wassisname kept a diary too
does it get better or?
I started watching it when I was away because some of...
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What the fuck are these guys in the forest even doing?
“You just need to sleep it off okay”
No, she needs to drink your blood else she’ll die.
I didn't think it would get better than pleather.
robotverve:
localisedinsanity:
But it did.
Damon what are you wearing. That hat oh my goodness.
ok so like
me and my sister downloaded the first ep to watch for shits and giggles. i couldn’t stop laughing when it was a big reveal that the moody boy wassisname kept a diary too
does it get better or?
I started watching it when I was away because some of my favourite authors were all...
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I didn't think it would get better than pleather.
But it did.
Damon what are you wearing. That hat oh my goodness.
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