1. 16:19 5th Feb 2012

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    Reblogged from tuttifruittisummerlove

    My friends and I discussed the other night, the possibilty of buying a briefcase to walk around with and how you’d fill it with dildos strapped in. Because everyone sees a briefcase and is all “oh that’s really serious” and you could walk around with it and find it hilarious when everyone moves out of your way as you stride around town because you look very important and busy. Obviously we were drinking. I still can’t work out what else to put in a briefcase though.

    My friends and I discussed the other night, the possibilty of buying a briefcase to walk around with and how you’d fill it with dildos strapped in. Because everyone sees a briefcase and is all “oh that’s really serious” and you could walk around with it and find it hilarious when everyone moves out of your way as you stride around town because you look very important and busy.

    Obviously we were drinking. I still can’t work out what else to put in a briefcase though.

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